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coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via fake-mermaid)

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via trust)

dulect:

"Describe your style" 

anything on sale

(via downcastdelusion)

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

(Source: indeedisayexquisite, via measurable)

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via fake-mermaid)

nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

(via hotboyproblems)

me at friends house

friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house